Leave it to the Disco Mermaids to be over-the-top clever yet again. Don't they get tired of that? Apparently not. Anyway...
Behold inspired comedy!
Monday, March 12, 2007
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About Me
- Gregory K.
- I'm a screenwriter, volunteer librarian, dad, and SCBWI member with a love of poetry and picture books. I'm currently working on a middle grade novel for Arthur A. Levine Books as well as writing Fibs, other poetry, and, over at The Happy Accident, all about social media, too.
My Debut Novel!
Coming in October from Arthur A. Levine Books
My E-book!
(Cover by Bonnie Adamson)
To buy The Late Bird...
Subscribe to my poetry!
The Oddaptations
- Goodnight Moon
- The Giving Tree
- The Polar Express
- Love You Forever
- The Rainbow Fish
- The Lorax
- Hop on Pop
- Curious George
- Where the Wild Things Are
- The Sneetches
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- The Carrot Seed
- Guess How Much I Love You
- Four Seuss Books in One
- The Cat in the Hat
- Horton Hears a Who
- Where's Waldo
The Poems
- A Few of the Blog's Most Popular Poems
- Melancholy Valentines
- Spinach
- Thoughts During the Downpour
- Too Much Too Soon
- The Day After Thanksgiving
- This is Not a Poem
- Unfair
- "Tag, You're It," He Said Poetically
- Book Report on the Thesaurus
- The End of a Perfect Day in the Snow
- Foods That Scare
- I Wrote the End
- Reasons Why I Don't Write
- Uncle Goose
- Doctor's Visit
- The Looney Looney Tunes News
- Rhyme and Reason
- The Biking Blues
- Mixed Up
- A Poem a Day
- The Yolk's On Me
- Hat Head
- Nighttime Questions
- The Late Bird
- Today is Not Tomorrow
- Garage Sale
- Air Guitar
- Fib Time
- My Brother is Totally Edible
- Hold My Breath
- Pets
- Earth Day Birthday Party
- Greet the Day
- Are You Twine?
- The Crayola Caper
- The Bird's Word
- I Threw a Baseball
- A Strange, Strange Mirror
- Belly Button Blues
- Word Nerd
- Happy Mother's Day
- A Baseball Fib
- Tuxedowacky
- A Beach Fib
- GOAL! -- a soccer poem
- A Pluto Poem
- The First Day of School
- Broccoli and Cauliflower
- Halloween
- Dunk! -- a basketball poem
- Thankful -- a Thanksgiving poem
- Getting Ready -- a hockey poem
- Let's Go Play -- a football poem
- I Crawled Out of Bed Today
- Who Reads Your Manuscript
- Bubble Gum
- Prunes -- a food poem
- A Cuckoo Story -- a clock poem
- April Fools
- A Little Bit Dizzy
- What in the World Got Into the Cat
- Day/Night Questions
- Home Run -- a baseball poem
- A Single Wish
- Poem Poem
- I Really Don't Like Do's and Don'ts
- Dad Has a Bad Cup of Coffee... -- a coffee poem
- Last Tuesday... -- a school poem
- The Fowl Ball -- a party poem
- A Bird's Perspective -- a point of view poem
- Diary of a Bad Week -- a school poem
- My Neighbor -- a smiley face poem
- Always Read the Invitation
- Things I Would Not Eat or Drink
- The Perfect Pillow
- Excuse Me While I Paint the Sky
- -Er Questions
- I've Turned Magnetic -- a science poem
- Lice!
- There's Something in the Trash Can
- I Lost My Voice
- The Fraction Store -- a math poem
- My Friend Eileen
- My Balloon
- How I Save Money -- a money poem
- Book Report on the Dictionary
- Chocolate Mousse!
- Tired
- Hello, Summer! -- a last day of school poem
- A Poetry Friday Fib
- Ode to Air Travel
- A Golf Fib
- The Christmas Fib
- Mom's Meatloaf
- Leap Day Baby
- Books from Where? -- a library poem
- My Dad's a Hippopotamus
- Allergic to Homework
- Bubble Wrap
- Cat
- I'm Not a Superstitious Guy
- S'mores -- a camping poem
- My New Trampoline
- If a Freight Train Carries Freight...
- A Boy's First Crush
- The Answer is a Waffle
- Read the Ending First
- Tennis Doubles Trouble
- My Brother Plays Accordion
- A Doubleheader Sweep -- a concrete poem
- My Friend Michelle
- My Toe
- There's a Closet in My Nightmare
- Testing My Nerves
- I Do Not Like My Haircut
- You Can't Keep the News from the Gnus
- The Poet Talks Back
- Sounds Like the End of a Friendship -- an onomatopoeia poem
- A Laundry Tip
- The Talking Cake Blues -- an excuse poem
- Constant Companions
- 1000 Word Essay
- Losing to My Lunch
- My Dog is Quite the Dancer
- I Don't Like Words -- a homophone poem
- My Superhero Band-Aid
- A Gift for Dad
- I Want to Build a Snowman -- a summer and snowman poem
- 24 Hours in 20 Syllables -- a Las Vegas poem
- I'm Pretty Well Connected
- Vote for Me!
- Why I Love the Holidays in my Family
- Resolutions
- My Febluaries
- The Best Concert Ever
- Doughnuts! Oh, Doughnuts!
- The Lament of Thursday the 12th
- A Halloween Zeno
- This Morning I E-mailed My Manuscript Out
- Getting Ready - a "firsts" poem
- The End of a Perfect Day in the Snow
Blogs!
- Bartography
- Brooklyn Arden
- The Disco Mermaids
- Cynsations
- Read Roger
- A Chair, A Fireplace and a Tea Cozy
- Jen Robinson's Book Page
- Big A little a
- Chicken Spaghetti
- Farm School
- A Fuse #8 Production
- Greg R. Fishbone
- Miss Snark
- bookshelves of doom
- Pop Goes the Library
- Lisa Yee's Blog
- Mother Reader
- Devas T. Rants and Raves
- Buried in the Slush Pile
- Adventures in Pond Scum
- Book Moot
- Book Buds Kidlit Reviews
- Jo Whittemore's blog
- It's My Life, and I'll Blog if I Want to
- It's a Spin Thing
- Alice's CWIM blog
- Blue Rose Girls
- Bloomabilities
- rhcrayon: The Blog!
- A Year of Reading
- The Longstockings
- Oz and Ends
- bildungsroman
- Propernoun.net
- Seven Impossible Things
- Nerdfighters
- Wild Rose Reader
- Florian Cafe
Great Organizations/Sites
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